Before I begin, Vodka-O is an Australian company who make “organic vodka” designed to contain fewer impurities and reduce the likelihood of hangovers. Also, it tastes delicious.
Anyhoo, it is a fabulous concoction that is more than willing to be utilised to make other equally fabulous concoctions. It has also been my friend on many a stressful occasion.
Obviously, I don’t still have the same bottle, and have purchased a number since then. Whatever that number may be I cannot recall, but is has nothing to do with the consumption of alcohol. I swear.
Lately, things have been incredibly stressful for me (my 11 year old just locked my 8year old outside, and mooned him through the window). This is how I discovered a serious flaw in the ingredients and/or manufacture of your Liquid Of The Gods.
You see, after a particularly frazzle-inducing, tantrummy kind of day, I turned to my most recent bottle of Vodka-O, conveniently located beside my coffee machine and soda stream, and discovered something horrible.
It is evaporating!
Yes, I do believe the organicness of your product causes it to evaporate at a much greater level than say, the wine in my fridge. It, too, is also evaporating, but at a much lower rate.
I swear each time I look at it, there is less and less in the bottle. Now, I don’t partake in your godsend every night, and may go a week, or even a month without a drop of Vodka-O, so when I need it, I like it to be as full as I left it the last time I partook. And it’s not.
This is adding considerably to my frustrations, particularly at this time of you.
Perhaps you could check your manufacturing process? Or the ingredients used?
Is this just another fallout of global warming? Is it affected by the carbon tax, baby bonus or paid maternity leave?
One would have thought the baby bonus and/or paid maternity leave scheme would have increased your sales, yes?
Perhaps you could shed some light on this phenomena that is happening in my very own kitchen, alongside the toaster, for me?
Or suggest a good psychologist?
I await in anticipation for your response. You may find me curled around an empty bottle of Vodka-O, but I’ll let go long enough to read your reply.
Warmest and much love to you at this ever so “festive” time of year,
Is anyone else having similar issues? With Vodka-O or any other alcoholic product? Especially this time of year?