I may be contacted by several different means.
Sadly, none of these are beachside, via a semi-naked bartender bringing me cocktails and whatever it is you want to communicate to me …
You may, however, send me a letter or a lovely box filled to the brim with gorgeous gifts, chocolate teddy bear biscuits and a sauvignon blanc from Marlborough, NZ to:
PO Box 1060
Moonee Ponds VIC 3039
Or you can call me, baby, or text me if this is your Way of Communication to on 0414 548 103
Or you may simply email me at madcow(at)diaryofamadcow.com.au
(I available for writing, presentations, speaking and wine tasting tours)
(I am also very busy – and very crazy – and appreciate any contact I can get with sensible, human adults even though I may not be able to reply immediately. I will do what I can humanly, or cowanly do. I’m not a super cow you know!)
(Obviously, also, that (at) above needs to be an @ in order for the email to successfully land in my inbox. Sadly, it needs to be written like that to significantly reduce spam because, quite frankly, I’m quite ok with the size of my penis and don’t need more emails telling me how I can make it bigger).
Oh, I am also revoltingly PR and Media friendly. Just ask.